Rogue Santa

Reports are coming into HoHoHo of a rogue Christmas decoration alarming the good citizens of Sandwell.  In a move that has shocked the community, it seems that one Wednesbury Santa Claus has had enough of spreading happiness and good cheer to all men, and has decided that scaring them is far more fun.

 

 

Santa looks innocent enough

 

 

Quite Scary

Local reports say that as passers-by draw too close,  the outlaw Santa  springs into action, shaking his seemingly angry face in a manner one on-looker described as ‘quite scary’.  Many local residents have needed the attention of a strong cup of tea after being startled by the figure in red. However once recovered, all have claimed to enjoy watching other peoples reactions as they pass – and it seems support is growing for the shaking Santa.  

 

 Santa reveals his true colours

 

Be vigilant

Are you aware of any other Santa’s that have gone bad? Rudolphs with bad attitudes? Talking Christmas trees with evil intent? Keep a keen eye out and send any other sightings here.